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Shop Till You Drop

The Manufacturers Dream Amalgamation

Please — drift with your trolleys

and do take your pick

grab multiple packets

spend more — that’s the trick!

 

Swallow our pills to cure your ills

your health’s in our tablets

our bottles and creams

we provide answers to your shopping dreams

so you can continue in optimum health

and keep on providing our fabulous wealth

 

The things that we sell can make people unwell

but then we can fix it and tricks it and mix it

 

The things that we sell can make people too fat

then we can trim them and slim them and gym them

 

Your health’s in our tablets

our bottles and creams

we want you to continue

your bright shopping dreams

 

As you drift with our baskets

oh please take your pick

get that great bargain

you’ll have to be quick

 

it’s all brightly wrapped

so each pack’s a present

to pick from the aisle

is so easy and pleasant

 

Now don’t you bother to chop or to dice

it’s all in the packet so yummy and nice

with cellophane wrapping its cooked in a trice

with no washing up

you don’t have to think twice

it’s all done in plastic and polly-styrene

your kitchens all shrink-wrapped

hygienically clean

 

Just cook in your programmed imagination

Oliver/Blumenthal cook for the nation

 

We have the readies all perfectly wrapped

we keep in the goodness so perfectly trapped

you have the readies to perfectly buy

its perfect – delicious —  so why don’t you try

 

Luckily your sugar programmed

Luckily to like our products

Luckily we have your buying patterns

            right here on file –so  smile

Luckily we get to know just what you want

Luckily  before you do

Luckily we’ll suggest it

Luckily we’re your friend

Luckily you can friend us on Facebook

Luckily we can see

      if you are swimming with us in the cyberspace sea

 

Luckily your movements are now known to us — no fuss

Luckily we can share everything

Luckily we only want to make

your buying experience an event — until you’re spent

 

 

Health’s all in a bottle a tube or a pill

the things that we sell here?

they won’t make you ill

you can be sure that there’s no trick

to finding a cure just for you — if your sick

 

So if through stress

your health is less

we have all the answers here — under one roof

just look at our magazines if you want proof

you don’t have to worry

our foods carbon dated

and bar code sedated

 

As good shepherds we herd them

in loyalty fields

and look very carefully

at their buying yields

branded we fold them

behind coded baa-rs

we think of them fondly

as being ours

their movements are watched now

and deftly encoded

no freedoms eroded

info-tell uploaded  

 

Now the drive to be thin is making them fatter

the fashions not thinking but to endless chatter

now sitting in silence in real time with friends

while facebooking others

while twittering trends

while endlessly tapping the button that sends

while tracking the trackless in deep cyber space

while programs are running to keep up the pace

Now physically dormant they get supersize

The sofas their playground

and doughnuts the prize.

 

Our medical gold mine will give you a fix

do have some more of our new sweet food mix

and now that you’re thirsty

buy some fizz pop

one hundred varieties

just in this one shop

 

You’re feeling puffy

oh that’s such a shame

but really there’s no one else that’s to blame

 

We’ll welcome your waddle

through our hospital door

we’ll put you right

you can be sureOur up-market hospital’s clean and bright

whatever is wrong we’ll put you right

we’ve thousands of pills to get you well

so we can enable your basket to swell

 

It’s the junk food to slim pills inviting swing door

buy crisps

need our potions

oh do try some more

we’ll be all the choices

that you’ll ever make

and provide you the dream

from which you’ll never wake

 

We really just want you

to be there to spend

we want you to shop

till you drop in the end

 

 

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